Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, I'm the best surgeon
in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven
fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he
performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics. "The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put
them together and now she's running for President. -------------------------