Tribe.net. Local Connections Adam http://gunversation.tribe.net/thread/346f1d68-4121-4783-a34f-69c906ec5a71#10749cd2-0ffd-473d-abf6-e1febc8ee42d 2007-07-31T03:18:04Z 2007-07-31T03:18:04Z

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Adam 2007-07-31T03:18:04Z Jeremiah http://gunversation.tribe.net/thread/346f1d68-4121-4783-a34f-69c906ec5a71#093fbed8-66aa-43a6-ae33-29a430974299 2007-07-28T22:08:50Z 2007-07-28T22:08:50Z

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics. "The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President. -------------------------

Jeremiah 2007-07-28T22:08:50Z